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Famous quotes about life to brighten your mood
Written by info on September 6th, 2009 in Videos Graciosos, Videos de Bloopers.
When you feel like you don’t want smile, put a broad grin on your face with these funny life quotes.
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” Lucille Ball
“People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it’s more about the state of your body. ” Jeffrey Parfitt
“I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap. ” Bob Hope
“It was a perfect marriage. She didn’t want to and he couldn’t.” Spike Milligan
Take a look through some of the best quotes about life.
“Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.” Groucho Marx
“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.” Oscar Wilde
“Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.” Leonardo da Vinci
“A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas.” Alice Glynn
What about these quotes about life.
“All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.” Lord Byron
“If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.” David Daye
“I drink to make other people interesting.” George Jean Nathan
“I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.” Hillary Clinton
“Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I’m telling you, this guy is presidential material.” Dave Letterman
“A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.” Texas Guinan
“Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.” Ronald Reagan
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